Momentarily...

Thats my new word, hurrah.

Have I yet mentinoed that whilst driving home the other day, my steering column started smoking? It was so weird, and kinda freaky.... but everythings working fine, and no fire started afterwards.

Now MSN is being a bitch. Seriously, it own't fuckin let me sign on. I say well all burn MSN. HOLY FUCK!!!I just got on..... on like, the 2.0 version, but I can't get into 7.5.... wtf mate? I lied its version 4.7.

Why do I keep hearing doors shutting outside, but noone comming in?!? ewhers my sister? she SHOULD be home..... one would think, but her friends, in highschool don't have curfews, hto neither does she, so fuck she'll prolly stop partying when I wake up... w/e.

WTF Mate?! hee hee.

Have i mentioned "momentarily " is my new word? i use it lots...... its so fun.

HA HA!! Teeth are numb. OMG!!! Freakin old msn noises..... my msn NEVER makes noises... thsi is scary. So scary. THERS THAT DOOR CLOSING AGAIN@!!!! oh... maybe its a horse kicking its stall wall....... THAT would amke mroe sense.

SO! 8 hours shift..... $20 in tips........ WHY GOD WHY!??! I remmeber once apon a time working 3 hours meant only $20 in tips. What happened? Blah.... and I work twices FUCK THT NOISE AGAIN!! Stupdi msn, anwyas, I care more at this job, but thers less serving. AND I don't really fit in with the ppl there. I get along real well with one cook, sometimes Cara, and Johmn. Now john is intriguing. he intrigues me. very much so. He's really quiet, and he desn't like Daddyos, but he's nice. He always laughs at me, and soemtimes goes along with my stupid games..... and tongiht, dwhoa, that was a weird noise. Right, toinght, i drove him home, and he helped me finish my clean up... which was sssssoooooo nice. he's nice. But dffernt. he dosen't do much besdies work and drink, lol. Oh, and drwa.

ha ha.... oops, almost forgot to swallow. Not tha, don't be sick. you all know I haven't been laid in months,

JP;u. er. holy, I"ve been working on this post for nearly 1/2 hour. Oh no, its almost one.... i should be sleeping....

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD NIGHT!

To see the world through frost covered glasses.

I could've if I would've put them on immediatly upon finding them. As a few of you may know, the glasses were missing... the longer they were missing the more panicked I was becoming. So I started looking in the strangest of places... I could picture them there. THats whta the mind is for, making up shit when you lose your glasses. Anyways, my imagination lead me to a snowbank. See, I grabbed all my stuff and me and Tiff left the house, we treked out to the car, I opened the backdoor of the Corolla, I put my stuff in, I drove off, THEREFORE the glasses MUST be in the snowbank beside the car... and tehy were. Alls well that ends well.

I'd show you a couple pics today... like of the peacefull snow scene that is my yard, or the flaming red that is my hair...... but somebody stole the digital camera!! Not really, in fact, if I was forced to guess I'd say my parents took it iwth them to Lake Douglas or w/e they are. Speaking of which!!! This is my blog and I may post w/e I wish, so I have bragging rights!! My father is the World Champion of powerlifting in his age and weight category!! He however missed his target total by 10 kg. But he nearly attained it........ he HAD the 55o lbs bench, however one elbow was slightly bent apon locking out, and they misloaded his 2nd deadlift by quite a bit throwing things off, so his 3rd attempt was what he planned for his 2nd attempt, so he lost 10kgs there to. But it doens't really matter, sounds like he had a great meet, he does the bench only on sunday, then they're home again on monday!!! So proud of him :)

Anyhoo, things to see, people to do!!! Also!! Concern for alot of you tells me that you should look at this link

Bacon, Brussel Sprouts, Blogs and Balls.

SO! My dear and loving parents... left for NY State as I've already stated, AND on top of that, left NO FOOD IN THE FRIDGE!!! There are no eggs, no fruit, no vegetables, we ran outa milk... its horrible. So for breakfast I ate brussel sprouts and bacon. And we're nearly outa that to boot.

GAH! I had all these wonderful things to post about, but now besides brussel sprouts and bacon, I can't remember a darn one. *sigh*

So ya, bday is the 21st of November for those curious to see Dez drunk.

So...... I will finish teh horribly incomplete post iwth a picture of MY baby brother/nephew/cousin/mom's best friends first born child.

OH! WAIT! SO tomorrow I will be teaching my english class how to make roast chickens with a hanky!!

I was in love with Sarah Jessica Parker at the tender age of 6.

Its true!! Last night, I watched Hocus Pocus with my lil sis, and WHO doth play the blonde Sanderson Sister? Sarah Jessica Parker!!! Made me tres happy... also, Dani, the little sister, is played by the same actress as the Empress in Dungeons and Dragons.

Happy belated Halloween to everyone!! Hope you had a spooktacular evening.

So my parents left yesterday morning, and will be gone till next monday. The wonderful part... they also left NO FOOD IN THE FRIDGE!!! There's next to nothing, and I"m to cheap to go grocery shopping... at least I work at a restaurant, Tiff's going to have to start living off canned beans and mushrooms... we have lots of those.

20 Days ppl..... till my 19th BIRTHDAY!!!! WOO HOO!!! I think we're all goign to go for dinner, then hit every open bar possible then, Denny's b/c I"m drunk, then home to puke and pass out. All who want to accompany are welcome!! lol!!

Anwyays, running late for work, as always, g'night!