Walkin In a Winter Wonder World

Wow, alliteration much....

Anyways, yes, for all you non PGers, we've got SNOW and LOTS of it!!! Infact, more than 10"s in my yard by about 6 o'clock tonight. And blah! what a day it was... all these things kept getting in the way during the day, then by nighttime they were all resolved :S

Also, for halloween I was an anime character and my sister was strawberry shortcake.

I am now sleepy and will go to bed, adieu.

Bah! Bloggers being a bitch, all you get a picture of is my yard 2 days ago, goodnight.

Early Morning Inspiration!

So due to a redbull intake, and/or a messed up sleeping pattern, instead of sleeping right away when I got home from a closing shift, I surfed the net for a while. And on DA I found this picture that really just inspired me, so I wanted to share it with everyone else :)

http://cenumesimplu.deviantart.com/art/Do-not-believe-me-54327891

And then I read a really funny choke that made me chuckle!

An affluent couple gets into an argument over dinner.

"If you could cook," said the husband, "we could fire the chef."

"If you could screw," replied the wife, "we could fire the driver."

Sweet dreams everyone!!

Why Halloween Is Better Than Sex

10. You're guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.

8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy.

6. The person you're with doesn't fantasize you're someone else.

5. If you get a stomachache, it won't last 9 months.

4. If you wear your Batman mask, no one thinks you're kinky.

3. It doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.

2. You have less guilt the next morning.

1. IF YOU DON'T GET WHAT YOU WANT, YOU CAN ALWAYS GO NEXT DOOR!

Bloggidy blog blog!

There are many various things that I'm giong to briefly touch on. First off, the most recent and most exciting... I got tickets to a show the 2nd week I'm in Calgary... no... not country music... you might as well give up... you can't guess... its... GEORGE CARLIN!!! I got tickets on the main floor, row 15, January 16th 8:00pm for George Fucking Carlin in Calgary AB. I have to miss an Adobe Photoshop class, but I'm sure it'll be worth it.

Also, as we all know I can't eat icecream, so I figured I'd replace it with Sherbet... Nope, that has milk to!!! So i'm stuck with Stupid store brand Gelato... which isn't bad, but more expensive than sherbet and I like the texture of sherbet better!

Now!! Halloween... like every otehr weekend, I close both friday and saturday this weekend, HOWEVER, I have Wednesday off!!! So... if anyone has plans for the actual halloween night that you feel like including me in... well you know what to do :P

And now that i've cut dairy out of my diet, less acne!! Hurray... oh except its being followed up with something that reminds me of exema (sp?). I (for the first time in my life) have dry scaley patches of skin?!? Wtf?!?!? Scales or zits, is this really a choice I have to make?!?!

Randomness, I made an awesome dinner tonight consisting off marinated pork chops with grilled pineapple, cornmeal muffins and green beans!!!

9 weeks 6 days till I leave!

The countdown that is my life.

So I have all these things in my life that are ABOUT to happen.

1 week: 2 midterms, start a photography course at UNBC, halloween

3 weeks: Confessor, the last book of Sword of Truth by Terry Goodkind comes out

4 weeks: My birthday, and consequently my coworker Rory's as well

5 weeks: Paul Brandt

7 weeks: Last photography class, Jenny's bday

8 weeks: Becca's bday

9 weeks: Christmas

10 weeks: Leave Calgary!!

Other than all that stuff, I'm actually going to take the time to just relax and hang out like I have been the past couple weeks. Its nice to just take life as it comes, day by day, but still have a plan.

Alright, now I know most of you who read this know I"m a walking calamity, but I'm going to share my recent injuries anyways. The phone was for my dad who was working outside so I grabbed the cordless and ran out in my barefeet. Now winter is approaching and its getting cold, so by the time I make it back to the house my feet are numb, and I stub my baby toe on the metal grate in front of the door. It freakin hurts, but I figure cause its numb. I look down and what do I spy... a pool of blood gushing from my toe. I managed to remove the nail and split open the end of my toe just by stubbing it. So the next night at work I have a table of 20, not a big deal, their food comes up and I start running it. Near the end, only had 6 meals left, I'm carrying 3, and drop them. Not sure how, they just FALL. And, I'm bleeding. Somehow by dropping 3 plates of food, i cut my index finger. Its just a little cut but really fucking deep!!! So not cool. Such a walking calamity.

Thats really all thats new in the world of Dez. Hope you Vancouverites are well, and as for the Prince Georgians, I'll be seeing you!

PS, check out my DA site, on my profile is an awesome picture of me and Steph!!