Friday, September 23, 2005

You're mom...

Goes to college.

Is a door.

Is fat.

Looks like a toaster.

Has benefits.

Makes that sound in bed.

Is a whore.

Smells like orange juice.

IS orange juice.

Likes to eat.

Is "Designed for action"

Is a walrus.

Eats walrus for breakfast.

Writes stupid pointless posts like this...

1 comment:

becca said...

as long as you don't say that she's an impractical walrus, I'm okay with that. :D :P