Sunday, October 28, 2007

Early Morning Inspiration!

So due to a redbull intake, and/or a messed up sleeping pattern, instead of sleeping right away when I got home from a closing shift, I surfed the net for a while. And on DA I found this picture that really just inspired me, so I wanted to share it with everyone else :)

And then I read a really funny choke that made me chuckle!

An affluent couple gets into an argument over dinner.

"If you could cook," said the husband, "we could fire the chef."

"If you could screw," replied the wife, "we could fire the driver."

Sweet dreams everyone!!

Saturday, October 27, 2007

Why Halloween Is Better Than Sex

10. You're guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.

8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy.

6. The person you're with doesn't fantasize you're someone else.

5. If you get a stomachache, it won't last 9 months.

4. If you wear your Batman mask, no one thinks you're kinky.

3. It doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.

2. You have less guilt the next morning.


Friday, October 26, 2007

Bloggidy blog blog!

There are many various things that I'm giong to briefly touch on. First off, the most recent and most exciting... I got tickets to a show the 2nd week I'm in Calgary... no... not country music... you might as well give up... you can't guess... its... GEORGE CARLIN!!! I got tickets on the main floor, row 15, January 16th 8:00pm for George Fucking Carlin in Calgary AB. I have to miss an Adobe Photoshop class, but I'm sure it'll be worth it.

Also, as we all know I can't eat icecream, so I figured I'd replace it with Sherbet... Nope, that has milk to!!! So i'm stuck with Stupid store brand Gelato... which isn't bad, but more expensive than sherbet and I like the texture of sherbet better!

Now!! Halloween... like every otehr weekend, I close both friday and saturday this weekend, HOWEVER, I have Wednesday off!!! So... if anyone has plans for the actual halloween night that you feel like including me in... well you know what to do :P

And now that i've cut dairy out of my diet, less acne!! Hurray... oh except its being followed up with something that reminds me of exema (sp?). I (for the first time in my life) have dry scaley patches of skin?!? Wtf?!?!? Scales or zits, is this really a choice I have to make?!?!

Randomness, I made an awesome dinner tonight consisting off marinated pork chops with grilled pineapple, cornmeal muffins and green beans!!!

9 weeks 6 days till I leave!

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

The countdown that is my life.

So I have all these things in my life that are ABOUT to happen.

1 week: 2 midterms, start a photography course at UNBC, halloween

3 weeks: Confessor, the last book of Sword of Truth by Terry Goodkind comes out

4 weeks: My birthday, and consequently my coworker Rory's as well

5 weeks: Paul Brandt

7 weeks: Last photography class, Jenny's bday

8 weeks: Becca's bday

9 weeks: Christmas

10 weeks: Leave Calgary!!

Other than all that stuff, I'm actually going to take the time to just relax and hang out like I have been the past couple weeks. Its nice to just take life as it comes, day by day, but still have a plan.

Alright, now I know most of you who read this know I"m a walking calamity, but I'm going to share my recent injuries anyways. The phone was for my dad who was working outside so I grabbed the cordless and ran out in my barefeet. Now winter is approaching and its getting cold, so by the time I make it back to the house my feet are numb, and I stub my baby toe on the metal grate in front of the door. It freakin hurts, but I figure cause its numb. I look down and what do I spy... a pool of blood gushing from my toe. I managed to remove the nail and split open the end of my toe just by stubbing it. So the next night at work I have a table of 20, not a big deal, their food comes up and I start running it. Near the end, only had 6 meals left, I'm carrying 3, and drop them. Not sure how, they just FALL. And, I'm bleeding. Somehow by dropping 3 plates of food, i cut my index finger. Its just a little cut but really fucking deep!!! So not cool. Such a walking calamity.

Thats really all thats new in the world of Dez. Hope you Vancouverites are well, and as for the Prince Georgians, I'll be seeing you!

PS, check out my DA site, on my profile is an awesome picture of me and Steph!!

Monday, October 15, 2007

I may hate myself in the morning, but I'm going to love you tonight.

So in happy happy news, I got Fred back!!! He's all fixed and ready to jump into action again!!! Also, my car, entirely clean and has remained that way just over 2 weeks. And even crazier, my bedroom is entirley clean (i'm actually sitting at my desk atm) and has remained this way for over 3 days!!! Praise me!!!!

So in SAIT news, I can't actually stay in Res b/c I'm not enrolled in a "full time program" so I'm looking into off campus housing which actually seems to be a better deal. It also looks like I will only be gone approx 4 months. First day of classes is January 7, and last day is April 15, so not bad for 8 differenty classes!!

Continuing with photography school news, November 1st I start a photography class here in town!!! Very excited, makes for long thursdays; first class at 12:30, last class ends at 8:30, but it should be good!!! Very excited to learn, and improve.

Bah, blogger sucks. I was going to tell a story about my saturday night at work using pictures, but I can't upload them... suffice to say Steve was being creative and we all had to much time on our hands, pictures to come :)

Untill then, I should get started on that Law assignment. (i'm doing h/w, PRAISE ME!)

So Steve made a little house. In the door way of the house was 12 packs of matches, inside the house and chimney were oil soaked napkins.

The house was engulfed quickly.

The heat was great enough to melt the plastic milk crate.

Colby decided enough was enough, and tried to put the oil fire out with water.

When that didn't work (3 buckets later) Jodie flipped it over a couple times to put it out. What a fun night :D

Thursday, October 04, 2007

I LOVE my bed!

Its such a simple yet true fact. As you may've guessed by the title my blog has sunk to an all time low as to posting about my bed, but here I go. I simply love my bed.

Growing up I had a twin sized bed. Not that it was a bad bed, but it was designed for sleeping only. When I moved out this past summer I purchased a new shiny double bed. It was love at first sleep. Upon moving back home, the bed came with me, and our relationship has reached a new level.

The greatest thing about it is the size. I actually sleep with a book of to the side, my cell phone on the other pillow charging, my stereo remote off to one side, and the laptop at the foot of the bed. I've even awoke to found text books, binders, and my purse all stashed as well.

This added size is not only a benefit while sleeping, its awesome when I'm awake. I do all my computer work in my bed, read, h/w, eat. Its excellent.

I also have a duvet under my sheets, which makes my bed just that much more comfortable... I really feel no need to leave my bed, especially on days like today. Infact, I really hadn't any intention of leaving my bed today as long as I could hold it off, but the mood killer would have to be the black ANT that crawled accross my chest and shoulder. If that doesn't motivate you to get out of bed and clean your room nothing will.

As a side note my bedroom is not dirty, there is no food or other disgusting things, it is merely unorganized and cluttered as usual... but my car is clean, guess the bedroom is next.