Thursday, November 30, 2006

Let it snow let it snow let it snow!!!!!!!

And STOP! lol!!

Ok... so I feel like I update my blog all the time, then I realized I DON"T. I comment on all the deviant sites. Seriosuly, i have a problem, but I thought I'd give you guys a quick update today! yay!

*9 hours later*

Hello...... and let me introduce the new BARTENDER EXTRAORDINARE...... DEZERAY TOMRA!!! Tonight me and Cole graduated our bartending course!! We both got 99/100, we both got the same question wrong, by putting the same answer :S And we were sitting on oppossite ends of the room!! How weird is taht?!?! And to back it up, phoned BP to see when I come in next and the answer is on Saturday, 11 a.m., to start on the BAR!!! YES!!! Now THAT was fast!! But exciting!! So I have much studying to do as I still need to know the menu since bartenders there still serve, AND I have finals..... so books books books, study study study!!

Also, today we took back our computer. Meaning we added a Gig of RAM!!! Thank goodness!! Before we only had 256MB which is why it was running so slow. I am SO happy to have a fast running computer.

SO! Besides the above happiness of today, I had an awesome day! People loved my hair, the parking meter had money in it, I got into the class I was waitlisted for, had tea with a friend!! Such a good day! Now I leave you with pictures I"m ABOUT to upload!

*30 mins later*

(so, I was able to run 15 different things at once, however the settings on my scanner had been changed to NOT save anymore so after 15 mins of searching for the file I realzied I had to rescan... *sigh* at least the computer was running fast)

Friday, November 24, 2006

Beta's "Better"

Lies! Its no different except I can label shit, have to use a different link to log in, and can't log in on a comment page w/o losing everything I did!

In nothing to do with beta besides they dont' have a "reverse" or "mirror image" option. I like htis template, but I want all my shit on the left. I managed to get the "Stuff" to the left by editing in HTML format, but I can't move the blue border that starts halfway down... if someone could figure it out for me, i'd love htem forever and a day!

Forget the cafe latte, screw the raspberry icetea. A hot toddy for you, a vodka slime for me!

Hee hee... so fun, tonight bought some mix and shit, then came home and mixed everyone a drink! :D Was kinda nice! AND!!!!! I didn't get drunk off my one ounce of vodka... tho my cheeks are quite red and hot :S

SO! Bartending school is GREAT!! I love Linda, she's so wonderful, and the course itself is just FUN! I'm getting it really quickly, and now I"m trying to learn to flair!!! I actually genuinly like mixing the drinks, I think bartending would be alot of fun!!

Thanks to everyone who came to my birthday and/or phoned me!! It was an awesome day!! Yes, I remember all of it, and yes I had a tonne of fun. It was just great seeing everyone, and going dancing!!!

So, as to the lack of posting lately... I apologize. I've been spending my few moments of internet time on DeviantArt checking out photography, commenting, organizing my site... *sigh* I love it!! So yes, thats what I've been doing... when I'm not dreaming about bartending, or fantasizing about men and wolves :S

P.S. hopefully soon I'll actually be selling my photos on the internet through DeviantArt!! SSOOOOO COOL!!

Remember, those who live in glass houses sink ships!

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Happy birthday...

Happy birthday to me!!

I live in a tree!!

I'm working in computer class...

and I really have to pee!!

Sunday, November 19, 2006

Seriously... that squirrel mocks tired students!!

Ok, finally got rid of the jerk, with his hypnotic dance that confuses students who have just mashed brains doin h/w for 6 straight hours on a computer...

SO! I managed to get OUT of the 16 hour work day!! THank you, thank you!!! BP was actually quite sympathetic to the situation and said if I felt it was "too much" to come in after working the other job, take the night off, come in Saturday. OK! Done and done... thank goodness.

Because of the wind, our clothes line is down (the tree it was attatched to had no branches and was standing on its own was BLOWN OVER by the wind), the BBQ is lying flat on the patio with a knob broken off, my father had to take an "adventurous route" to work, and the ponies got to live in the barn for an extra 6 hours.

SO! Saturday was sssssoooooooo wonderful!! My aunt Christine, and her husband Richard came into town, and brought the newest addition to their family, Maximillian!!! He's sssoooooo adorable!! Melted my heart instantly. And it was so great to sit and talk with my aunt.... she's one of the most intelligent people I know, and I value her opinion very much. I was ssooooooo upset when I had to say goodbye, which I dind't have much time for b/c naturally, I was running late. I would post a picture of my newest cousin, but my camera is outa commission due to no batteries, and not having $30 to get more :S lol.

Ok, I need to run to bed, where Rand is waiting for me... My book silly, what were you thinking?!?!?

Which will my tuesday be...?

Hangover Rating Chart

One Star Hangover

No pain. No real feeling of illness. You're able to function relatively well. However, you are still parched. You can drink 5 sodas and still feel this way.
For some reason, you are craving a steak & fries.

Two Star Hangover
No pain, but something is definitely amiss. You may look okay, but you have the mental capacity of a staple gun. The coffee you are chugging is only increasing your rumbling gut, which is still tossing around the fruity pancake from the 3:00 AM, Waffle House excursion.
There is some definite havoc being wreaked upon your bowels.

Three Star Hangover
Slight headache.
Stomach feels crappy. You are definitely not productive. Anytime a girl walks by you gag because her perfume reminds you of the flavored schnapps shots your alcoholic friends dared you to drink. Life would be better right now if you were home in your bed watching Lucy reruns.
You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 3 iced teas and a diet Coke yet you haven't peed once.

Four Star Hangover
Life sucks. Your head is throbbing.
You can't speak too quickly or else you might puke. Your boss has already lambasted you for being late and has given you a lecture for reeking of booze.
You wore nice clothes, but that can't hide the fact that you only shaved one side of your face. (For the ladies, it looks like you put your make-up on while riding the bumper cars.)
Your eyes look like one big red vein, and even your hair hurts.
Your sphincter is in perpetual spasm, and the first of about five shits you take during the day brings water to the eyes of everyone who enters the bathroom.

Five Star Hangover
You have a second heartbeat in your head, which is actually annoying the employee who sits in the next cube.
Vodka vapor is seeping out of every pore and making you dizzy. You still have toothpaste crust in the corners of your mouth from brushing your teeth in an attempt to get the remnants of the poop fairy out.
Your body has lost the ability to generate saliva so your tongue is suffocating you.
You don't have the foggiest idea who the hell the stranger was passed out in your bed this morning.
Any attempt to defecate results in a fire hose like discharge of alcohol-scented fluid with a rare 'floater' thrown in. The sole purpose of this 'floater' seems to be to splash the toilet water all over your ass.
Death sounds pretty good about right now....




British Constitution
Passive-aggressive disorder


Thanks, but I don't want to have sex
Nope, no more booze for me
Sorry, but you're not really my type
Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight
Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing
Sorry I'm being such a jackass

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

College #1 cause of exaustion in students...

Ok, so maybe its my own fault, not starting on this project earlier.... but yeesh. So exausted... Nic actually had to take random words I gave him and compose sentences for me!! (thank you so much)

Seriously!! That squirrel is so annoying to sleepy college ppl... note to self shoot him in morning and replace with easy to look at, focuse on, and understand photo.

Before I go to bed tho, I remmebered not posting about new things with me.

A) got a new job at Boston Pizza on central, start soon.

B) Quit Daddyo's!

C) taking bartending course

D) SIX DAYS TILL 19!!!!!

E) ONLY 4 TILL WII AND LINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*passes out on keyboard*

Thursday, November 09, 2006

Advice for the Holidays

  1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they're serving rum balls.

  2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly. Like fine single-malt scotch, it's rare. In fact, it's even rarer than single-malt scotch. You can't find it any other time of year but now. So drink up! Who cares that it has 10,000 calories in every sip? It's not as if you're going to turn into an eggnog-alcoholic or something. It's a treat. Enjoy it. Have one for me. Have two. It's later than you think. It's Christmas!
  3. If something comes with gravy, use it. That's the whole point of gravy. Gravy does not stand alone. Pour it on. Make a volcano out of your mashed potatoes. Fill it with gravy. Eat the volcano. Repeat.
  4. As for mashed potatoes, always ask if they're made with skim milk or whole milk. If it's skim, pass. Why bother? It's like buying a sports car with an automatic transmission.
  5. Do not have a snack before going to a party in an effort to control your eating. The whole point of going to a Christmas party is to eat other people's food for free. Lots of it. Hello?
  6. Under no circumstances should you exercise between now and New Year's. You can do that in January when you have nothing else to do. This is the time for long naps, which you'll need after circling the buffet table while carrying a 10-pound plate of food and that vat of eggnog.
  7. If you come across something really good at a buffet table, like frosted Christmas cookies in the shape and size of Santa, position yourself near them and don't budge. Have as many as you can before becoming the centre of attention. They're like a beautiful pair of shoes. If you leave them behind, you're never going to see them again.
  8. Same for pies. Apple. Pumpkin. Mincemeat. Have a slice of each. Or, if you don't like mincemeat, have two apples and one pumpkin. Always have three. When else do you get to have more than one dessert? Labour Day?
  9. Did someone mention fruitcake? Granted, it's loaded with the mandatory celebratory calories, but avoid it at all cost. I mean, have some standards.
  10. One final tip: If you don't feel terrible when you leave the party or get up from the table, you haven't been paying attention. Reread tips; start over, but hurry, January is just around the corner.

Remember this motto to live by:"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Seriously that squirrel makes me so happy!!

SO! after thinking that I totally bombed my midterm (I only vaguely knew waht I was doing and left 10 marks worth blank and it was only outa 47) I discovered today I got 77%!!!!! Woot!! THat was SOOOOOO relieving!! AND my proposal that was due this friday in English, is now due next wednesday!! Double woot!! So now all I have to do is get my math h/w in on time tomorrow...

So! Work was awesome today... on a side note first tho, why am I attracted to guys I wouldn't date?!?!? Anwyays, so worked with Sam John and Laurie... my FAVE ppl at Daddyo's... the only ones I can socialize with... was very fun, besides Laurie saying I shouldn't leave the house unsupervised, and John calling me an "it" it was speldid. I had NO tables and only 2 phone calls in the first 2 hours, so I did some hardcore cleaning, including the S&P shakers. Now I'm refilling the last of them when John brings out another one. So I recount all my S&P's and discover I'm NOT missing one... so I bring it back to him, and He's like "No... I dont' wnat it..." *I reach up to put it away* he says "Oh no... panic panic..." then lil while later THERES the S&P shaker again... so I put it back. Then I hear someone move behind me, and POOF there it is again. So this time I write on a napkin "PANIC" and put the S&P shaker BACK with teh napkin underneath. Some time passes... and nothin, he doesn't move it let alone mention it.... Then Manjit (one of the owners) looks up and sees it... and is like "panic?" John realizes its there and bursts out laughing, then tries to explain the story to Manjit which I dont' quite think she gets... anwyyas, not 10 mins later POOOR there it is again... he always manages to get it there w/o me seeing. So this time I grab a coffee cup and hide it UNDER the coffee cup in his dishpit. I see him put it on a shlef, then upon later inspection, its not there. Its not ANYWHERE. So now I cna't find this godforesaken thing, and I"m looking EVERYWHERE figureing he hid it somewhere. No where. Drivin me nuts. Then Sam goes to put out the coffee mugs and finds it hidden UNDER a coffee mug on the second drawer of mugs... so just as I leave I grab three mugs and shove it under the middle one in his dishpit... he picked up the first one and didn't see it under, then left them, so I'm not sure what he'll do with it after discovering it. But it was so much fun, wondering when this thing is going to turn up next, and where to put it afterwards!!! Kept me entertained all night.

Also, only served four tables, sold abot $175, spent $6 on food, $4 on tip out, and still walked home with $22!!! So that was cool!! To say the least!!

OH! Before I forget!!! If you're missing your glasses, I may have them. I found a pair of glasses, black wire frames, square lenses with what appears to be a reading prescription in them... My car is such a whore they could be ANYBODIES. But I've already deduced they're not any of the Daddyo staff's.


I grow weary of you reading my blog and judging me, so why don't you make like a carebear and FUCKOFF!! :D

Tuesday, November 07, 2006


Ok, so I might've been having WAY to much fun, and I made a quiz :D so if you were lucky and didn't get the e-mail, take it here :D Its soooooo fun!!

Here's a Quiz for You on
CLICK on the link below or PASTE it into your browser.

Sunday, November 05, 2006


Thats my new word, hurrah.

Have I yet mentinoed that whilst driving home the other day, my steering column started smoking? It was so weird, and kinda freaky.... but everythings working fine, and no fire started afterwards.

Now MSN is being a bitch. Seriously, it own't fuckin let me sign on. I say well all burn MSN. HOLY FUCK!!!I just got on..... on like, the 2.0 version, but I can't get into 7.5.... wtf mate? I lied its version 4.7.

Why do I keep hearing doors shutting outside, but noone comming in?!? ewhers my sister? she SHOULD be home..... one would think, but her friends, in highschool don't have curfews, hto neither does she, so fuck she'll prolly stop partying when I wake up... w/e.

WTF Mate?! hee hee.

Have i mentioned "momentarily " is my new word? i use it lots...... its so fun.

HA HA!! Teeth are numb. OMG!!! Freakin old msn noises..... my msn NEVER makes noises... thsi is scary. So scary. THERS THAT DOOR CLOSING AGAIN@!!!! oh... maybe its a horse kicking its stall wall....... THAT would amke mroe sense.

SO! 8 hours shift..... $20 in tips........ WHY GOD WHY!??! I remmeber once apon a time working 3 hours meant only $20 in tips. What happened? Blah.... and I work twices FUCK THT NOISE AGAIN!! Stupdi msn, anwyas, I care more at this job, but thers less serving. AND I don't really fit in with the ppl there. I get along real well with one cook, sometimes Cara, and Johmn. Now john is intriguing. he intrigues me. very much so. He's really quiet, and he desn't like Daddyos, but he's nice. He always laughs at me, and soemtimes goes along with my stupid games..... and tongiht, dwhoa, that was a weird noise. Right, toinght, i drove him home, and he helped me finish my clean up... which was sssssoooooo nice. he's nice. But dffernt. he dosen't do much besdies work and drink, lol. Oh, and drwa.

ha ha.... oops, almost forgot to swallow. Not tha, don't be sick. you all know I haven't been laid in months,

JP;u. er. holy, I"ve been working on this post for nearly 1/2 hour. Oh no, its almost one.... i should be sleeping....


Saturday, November 04, 2006

To see the world through frost covered glasses.

I could've if I would've put them on immediatly upon finding them. As a few of you may know, the glasses were missing... the longer they were missing the more panicked I was becoming. So I started looking in the strangest of places... I could picture them there. THats whta the mind is for, making up shit when you lose your glasses. Anyways, my imagination lead me to a snowbank. See, I grabbed all my stuff and me and Tiff left the house, we treked out to the car, I opened the backdoor of the Corolla, I put my stuff in, I drove off, THEREFORE the glasses MUST be in the snowbank beside the car... and tehy were. Alls well that ends well.

I'd show you a couple pics today... like of the peacefull snow scene that is my yard, or the flaming red that is my hair...... but somebody stole the digital camera!! Not really, in fact, if I was forced to guess I'd say my parents took it iwth them to Lake Douglas or w/e they are. Speaking of which!!! This is my blog and I may post w/e I wish, so I have bragging rights!! My father is the World Champion of powerlifting in his age and weight category!! He however missed his target total by 10 kg. But he nearly attained it........ he HAD the 55o lbs bench, however one elbow was slightly bent apon locking out, and they misloaded his 2nd deadlift by quite a bit throwing things off, so his 3rd attempt was what he planned for his 2nd attempt, so he lost 10kgs there to. But it doens't really matter, sounds like he had a great meet, he does the bench only on sunday, then they're home again on monday!!! So proud of him :)

Anyhoo, things to see, people to do!!! Also!! Concern for alot of you tells me that you should look at this link

Thursday, November 02, 2006

Bacon, Brussel Sprouts, Blogs and Balls.

SO! My dear and loving parents... left for NY State as I've already stated, AND on top of that, left NO FOOD IN THE FRIDGE!!! There are no eggs, no fruit, no vegetables, we ran outa milk... its horrible. So for breakfast I ate brussel sprouts and bacon. And we're nearly outa that to boot.

GAH! I had all these wonderful things to post about, but now besides brussel sprouts and bacon, I can't remember a darn one. *sigh*

So ya, bday is the 21st of November for those curious to see Dez drunk.

So...... I will finish teh horribly incomplete post iwth a picture of MY baby brother/nephew/cousin/mom's best friends first born child.

OH! WAIT! SO tomorrow I will be teaching my english class how to make roast chickens with a hanky!!

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

I was in love with Sarah Jessica Parker at the tender age of 6.

Its true!! Last night, I watched Hocus Pocus with my lil sis, and WHO doth play the blonde Sanderson Sister? Sarah Jessica Parker!!! Made me tres happy... also, Dani, the little sister, is played by the same actress as the Empress in Dungeons and Dragons.

Happy belated Halloween to everyone!! Hope you had a spooktacular evening.

So my parents left yesterday morning, and will be gone till next monday. The wonderful part... they also left NO FOOD IN THE FRIDGE!!! There's next to nothing, and I"m to cheap to go grocery shopping... at least I work at a restaurant, Tiff's going to have to start living off canned beans and mushrooms... we have lots of those.

20 Days ppl..... till my 19th BIRTHDAY!!!! WOO HOO!!! I think we're all goign to go for dinner, then hit every open bar possible then, Denny's b/c I"m drunk, then home to puke and pass out. All who want to accompany are welcome!! lol!!

Anwyays, running late for work, as always, g'night!