Sunday, November 05, 2006

Momentarily...

Thats my new word, hurrah.

Have I yet mentinoed that whilst driving home the other day, my steering column started smoking? It was so weird, and kinda freaky.... but everythings working fine, and no fire started afterwards.

Now MSN is being a bitch. Seriously, it own't fuckin let me sign on. I say well all burn MSN. HOLY FUCK!!!I just got on..... on like, the 2.0 version, but I can't get into 7.5.... wtf mate? I lied its version 4.7.

Why do I keep hearing doors shutting outside, but noone comming in?!? ewhers my sister? she SHOULD be home..... one would think, but her friends, in highschool don't have curfews, hto neither does she, so fuck she'll prolly stop partying when I wake up... w/e.

WTF Mate?! hee hee.

Have i mentioned "momentarily " is my new word? i use it lots...... its so fun.

HA HA!! Teeth are numb. OMG!!! Freakin old msn noises..... my msn NEVER makes noises... thsi is scary. So scary. THERS THAT DOOR CLOSING AGAIN@!!!! oh... maybe its a horse kicking its stall wall....... THAT would amke mroe sense.

SO! 8 hours shift..... $20 in tips........ WHY GOD WHY!??! I remmeber once apon a time working 3 hours meant only $20 in tips. What happened? Blah.... and I work twices FUCK THT NOISE AGAIN!! Stupdi msn, anwyas, I care more at this job, but thers less serving. AND I don't really fit in with the ppl there. I get along real well with one cook, sometimes Cara, and Johmn. Now john is intriguing. he intrigues me. very much so. He's really quiet, and he desn't like Daddyos, but he's nice. He always laughs at me, and soemtimes goes along with my stupid games..... and tongiht, dwhoa, that was a weird noise. Right, toinght, i drove him home, and he helped me finish my clean up... which was sssssoooooo nice. he's nice. But dffernt. he dosen't do much besdies work and drink, lol. Oh, and drwa.

ha ha.... oops, almost forgot to swallow. Not tha, don't be sick. you all know I haven't been laid in months,

JP;u. er. holy, I"ve been working on this post for nearly 1/2 hour. Oh no, its almost one.... i should be sleeping....

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD NIGHT!

9 comments:

Nic Waller said...

Blogging is a highly amusing waste of time. But is it really a waste if it's providing amusement? OKAY not getting philosophical in a blog comment.

I noticed just now that you sent me a message on MSN tonight, probably while it was being a bitch to you. But I was playing a SUPER INTENSE game of chess with Daniel.

OK I am going to go write a blog post now bye!

Cole said...

Oh god what have a done! you are a crazy girl I AAAAAAAWWWWWW john and dez.... ah you all now the song. I hope the horse are all fine in the barn:D

JJ said...

Ola, chica! Commo (sp?) est a?

GopherX said...

Seriously Dez, that dancing testicle squirrel is fucking with my head. It's on everyones goddamn blog...I can't get away from it!

Cole said...

hahah Come to y blog were you are free from the squirrel

becca said...

Aw, Dez, you never fail to amuse me. Thanks! :)

HUGS!

Ink Monkey said...

EEEkkkk T-baging Squirrel. ah-hem *manly voice* I mean ummm yeah I didnt just eeeekkk your just ummm drunk or something. Get your ears checked. Booozer.

*sneakes off to hide from squirrel*

safromhell said...

i will always be jealouse of you ........ i meen the squirell yeah thats it

Jen said...

That fucking squirrel haunts my dreams...