My kinda valentine

Roses are red,
violets are blue,
sugar is sweet,
and so are you.

But the roses are wilting,
the violets are dead,
the sugar bowl's empty
and so is your head.

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm schizophrenic
And so am I

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If only this one was true...

Roses are red, violets are blue...
I'm in love but not with you...
When we broke up you thought I cried
But all it was...Was another guy,
You told your friends that I was a trick,
I told mine that you had a weak dick...
I said I loved you
And you thought it was true,
But guess what baby?!
You got played too!!

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I dont remember the rest,
So lets fuck!

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Knock knock?

Whos there?

Roses are red violets are

Roses are red violets are who?

Violets are blue!! not who...

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Omgoodness, I think I'm a lil bettter, jokes always mkae me smile, who knew ther ewere so many variations on the "roses are red" poem... some humourous quotes and I'll be good for bed!

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I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.

I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'

USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.

Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem. Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash.

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.