Sunday, August 21, 2005

QUOTES!

I keep meaning to end each blog with a happy quote, b/c I LOOOOOVVVVEEE quotes! So heres to make up for it!:

Ye can lead a man up to the university, but you can't make him think.

I would be loath to speak ill of any person who I do not know deserves it, but I am afraid he is an attorney.

I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity.

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?

Money is something you got to make in case you don't die.

Thank you for calling the Weight Loss Hotline. If you'd like to lose a half pound right now, press 1 eighteen thousand times.

The Bible tells us to love our neighbours, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people.

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.

Mwa ha ha.... that takes care of THAT.... and now to the sweet sanctuary of my bed,

Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining."

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Anonymous said...

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