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It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial costand blamed it on the cost of living.

How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

For Sale: Wedding dress, size 12, worn once by mistake.

Never criticize your wife's faults.It might have been those faults that kept her from getting a better husband.

For Sale: One computer slightly used. One bullet hole in screen.

If a "fatal" error is made with the E-mail I sent, does that mean I killed somebody?

What's the speed of dark?

Two wrongs don't make a right, but two Wrights make an airplane.

Light travels faster than sound.That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end,someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.

The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.

When you go into court you're putting yourself in the hands of 12 peoplewho weren't smart enough get out of jury duty.