I started out with nothing, and still have most of it left.
Ok, lets post this Bridget Jone's style.
Age: 18
Weight: 127 lbs
Height: 5'2"
Amount accomplished this evening: Dick all
Number of phone calls made: 0
Number of e-mails written: 0
Baths taken: 0
Books read: 0
Frusteration Level: High
Hours wasted fighting with computers: To many
Hours of sleep this week: Not enough
Amount of h/w finished: 0
Number of pictures taken today: 44
Dollars spent today: $400 +
Amount of gas in car: 1/2 tank
Days before leaving: 31
Enthusiasm for school tomorrow: 0
Enthusiasm for going to work tomorrow: -10
Days left working in hell: 22
Number of times crying this week: 2 (surprisingly low)
Number of vertabres out: All
Wisdom teeth needing to be pulled: 2
Number of nails I haven't masacred: 4 (surprisingly high)
How long that will last: Minutes
Number of posts today: 3
Number of times listening to key BNL songs for sake of sanity: Many
Amount of chocolate/sugar consumed: High
Pain level: High
Healing of the tailbone: Negative
People asking me to give foot massages in the past week: 4
Ok, its midnight, my vagina's about to turn into a pumpkin, and I haven't found Peter Peter somthing or other yet...
7 comments:
hahah...Well I am not peter peter pumkin eat...but I am peter piper eho picked a pepper? yes, BNL I heart them so much. they make everything better in my life.
That is one impressive list. If I weren't so lazy I'd totally rip that off for my own blog.
All this talk of BNL lately...I wish I could find my old CD's...Hmm only one thing to do now... *puts on pirate hat* I'm a pirate, yarrr.
Ok, I read that last part in class and I snorted out loud.
And what the hell is BNL? I keep hearing about it...
hahah Barenaked laides jen
Ohhh. God, I hate initials.
Oh...I hate initials.
oops
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