I Think Never is Enough

Ya never is enough... except wait!! I'm certain that between Melissa and myself we've covered all of these events... let us examine it.

What, am I to wake up suddenly and then (I wake up daily, and most of my actions are sudden)
enroll at the local college, earn me a degree (And University)
and I could work weekends? (Don't all of us... I mean, what ARE weekends off?)
If I've worked real hard
I could mow your back yard (Thats a pretty big "if")

I can go to Europe, travel with my friends (Or by herself)
I can blow a thousand deutsche marks
to get drunk in a pub with some Australians (Actually the Auzzie's paid for her drinks...)
Buy a giant backpacksew a flag on the back

I think never is enough (yeah never is enough)
I never want to do that stuff
I think never is enough (yeah never is enough)
You never have to do that stuff

I never had to spend a summer planting trees (Instead we picked pinecones and sorted seedlings)
I never worked my way through a forest inch by inch (Mel made some good distance picking pinecones)
doubled over on my hands and knees (do we REALLY want to talk about how much time I spend on my knees?)

I never spent a single day in retail (Just door to door sales)
telling people what they want to hear
telling people anything to make a sale (Seriously, I needed money)
Eating in the food courtwith the old and the bored (They're not kidding... only the old and bored teenagers to keep you company on lunch breaks at Sport Chek)

I think never is enough (yeah never is enough)
I never want to do that stuff
I think never is enough (yeah never is enough)
You never have to do that stuff

The worlds your oyster shell
But what's that funny smell (The mould in my apartment bathroom)
You eat the bivalve anyway
you're sick with salmonella (I had Norwalk once...)

You get your Ph.D (BA in English and History)
How happy you will be
When you get a job at Wendy's (Tim Hortons)
And are honored with employee of the month (At Denny's... I'm not certain why I was ACTUALLY proud...)

I think never is enough (yeah never is enough)
I never want to do that stuff
I think never is enough (yeah never is enough)
You never have to do that stuff