Freudian Slip

A guy with a black eye boards a plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye, too.

He says to him, "Hey, now this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes! Do you mind if I ask how you got yours?"

The first guy answers, "Well, it just happened. It was a FREUDIAN SLIP. See, I was at the ticket counter, and this gorgeous blonde with the biggest breasts in the world was behind the counter. So, instead of saying, 'I'd like a ticket to Pittsburgh,' I said 'I'd like a picket to Tittsburgh!' Boy did she sock me one hard right in the eyeball!!"

The other guy answers, "Mine was a FREUDIAN SLIP, too! I was at the breakfast table, and I wanted to say to my wife, 'Dear, would you please pour me a bowl of Wheaties?' But I instead I accidentally said, 'You ruined my life, you fat ugly bitch!!!!!!'"