Peter Peter
Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater,
Had a wife and couldn't keep her.
So he put her in a pumpkin shell,
and there he kept her very well.
Peter Peter had another,
but he didn't love her.
Till he learned to read and spell,
then he loved her very well.
HA!! You all thought I was crazy, but i TOLD you there was more to the Peter Peter Nursery Rhyme...
Now have to add the cinderella Joke...
Cinderella wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her.
As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears, and promised to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on two conditions "First, you must wear a diaphragm." Cinderella agrees.
"What's the second condition?"
"You must be home by 2:00 a.m. Any later, and your diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin."
Cinderella agrees to be home by 2:00 a.m. The appointed hour comes and goes, and Cinderella doesn't show up. Finally, at 5:00 a.m. Cinderella shows up, looking love struck and very satisfied. "Where have you been?" demands the Fairy Godmother. "Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago!!!" " I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of everything."
The Fairy Godmother stated, "I know of no prince with that kind of power! Tell me his name!" Cinderella replied, I can't remember, exactly... Peter, Peter, something or other..."
3 comments:
your right the arrogant worms can be gruesome rippy the gator went chomp chomp chomp....... but peter can be just nasty
I thought you were crazy when you told me there was more to the rhyme, but finding the rest of the rhyme didn't change my suspicions! Also, damn children's stories for always being so freaking messed up.
Wait, people diddn't know the rest of that nursery rhyme? Man, you guys need to get back in touch with your roots.
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