Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Wisdom... or lack there of



Well.... I have a feeling updating my blog is going to take a few psots so we'll start with the most recent...... My wisdom teeth.

So for those of you whom I haven't seen since I got back, i apologize, but I'm really not in any condition to be seeing ppl..... I had my bottom two wisdom teeth pulled, and at the mo, my face is so swollen, I look like i've gained 20 lbs... in the face... or like I"m storing food for 10 squirrels for a whole winter in my cheeks. Its not happy.

But lets talk about the procedure shall we... everyone I know has been put under when getting wisdom teeth removed... everyone I know... Except Jen, who got accupuncture, much against her wishes. I however did not.... they just froze me alot. Oh, but did you know that in my family our nerves are in weird places, so freezing doesn't always work? I didn't feel anything tho... while she cut, prodded around... right up until she pulled the tooth out..... I still had feeling in the roots. Fuck. That hurt... alot... However, my tongue and chin, and my EARS were all quite frozen for quite some time... but when all that wore off, the pain I had been feeling all day, was NOTHING..... i was in so much pain I thought I would puke. Blah....... such a joyous experience. Oh and for the record... the T3's aren't actually helping me...

So... all in all, its quite fun.... before my cheeks entirely puffed up, I had quite the masculine looking jaw...... now I look like an overweight man!! lol!! Feel like a chipmunk, its kinda funny in a twisted way. I'm living off boost now, and to feel like it was actually breakfast, I had a mocha flavoured boost, which really just tasted like ass.

SO, to all my dear friends, unless you're going to drive out to see me, bearing gifts of sherbet, or other such things, i shan't see you till school starts, or the swelling goes down.

6 comments:

JJ said...

I love the pic. It's so true. That's exactly how it makes you feel. Just keep eating sherbet and ice cream. Even if it doesn't really help, at least it's still very tasty!
Feel better soon, Dez. Love and hugs!

Heidi said...

Aww, I didn't realize it was so horrible...I'm not wise enough for my wisdom teeth to show yet. Hope you start feeling better!

safromhell said...

at least every time you look in the mirror you can say "i saw a squirel"

Cole said...

hahah... Well I had my moth frozen too. But Mine was alot easier then that casue all they did was knock them out casue they are fully grown. Hahah.. I hope that the other boost taste better then the mocha. Feel better soon. *hugs*

becca said...

Dez, you're my favorite swollen chipmunk/squirrel!

becca said...

Dez, you're my favorite swollen chipmunk/squirrel!